The Great New Year’s Day “Eat Less” Revelation: How to Save the World One Bite at a Time.

Happy New Year, dear KEI readers! As someone who earned a PhD in brain and behaviour over half a century ago and has since become a daily researcher in the fine art of eating, I’ve stumbled upon a miraculous discovery that might just fix… well, everything.

You see, the solution to global collapse is breathtakingly simple.

Want to reduce plastic waste in our oceans and cut down on landfill overflow? Eat less.

Want to see food prices drop and inflation ease a bit? Eat less.

Think about it. Spiraling healthcare costs. Reversed. No more obesity chemicals leaked onto the water system.

Concerned with your shrinking savings. Save more. Eat less.

Want to be a hero to your grandmother by consuming fewer questionable ingredients? You got it—eat less.

But wait, there’s more! By adopting this magical “eat less” approach, you’ll spend less time wandering supermarket aisles, less time waiting in checkout lines, and more time focused on the things that truly matter. Shopping becomes quicker, easier, and a whole lot less of a chore.

And here’s a final tip for those who love a bit of routine: consider fasting on Fridays. It’s a simple and focused way to give yourself (and the world) a little breather once a week.

Eat less, share more, and watch as the world (and your grocery bill) gets a little lighter. Cheers to a brighter, simpler New Year!

– Esir Pretne